When The Village Voice ran its “50 Reasons to Be Pretty Damn Euphoric You Live in New York City” on Wednesday, there was an overwhelming sense of New York pride being shared by some individuals, especially on Facebook.
While they momentarily were “euphoric” I shook my head because they were New Yorkers and NOT New Yawkers. One of the “proud citizens” is originally from Missouri and only got established here because of daddy’s money. Newsflash– you have no right to be proud living here when you are not from here!
This is the problem with New York- it’s no longer New Yawk. There are more non-natives than natives and let’s be honest, it’s easy to spot the transplant from Kentucky or even Jersey. Hell, we New Yawkers know when you’re from Long Island (which is not New Yawk FYI)
So in honor of the Voice’s 50 reasons, here are The New Yawkers 5 Reasons To Be Pretty Damn Pissed Off Others Live In New Yawk Citay
5: Our trains are even more overcrowded and seats are stolen by someone looking completely foreign sitting there.
4. So tired of hearing people brag about where they went out last night as if it was the coolest thing ever because their previous sheltered lives at Walmart truly don’t compare.
3. We’re sickened by those who have no problems affording rent in places we want to live in because they were able to save so much more money living in the middle of no where their whole lives wearing the same over-alls everyday and not maintaining their daily hygiene.
2. When we meet someone new, they ask where we’re from. Since when do New Yawkers need to establish our hometown? It used to be pretty damn evident in our impeccable tastes and our unique slang, and now someone has the audacity to ask us where we’re from in our own city?!
1. Non-New Yawkers are annoying. Period.
If you fall into one of the above 5 reasons why we’re pissed off:
GET OUTTA NEW YAWK